Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.

I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.

by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017

spaghetti masher

A person who sits on a plate of spaghetti.

Ew! Gross! He just sat on my spaghetti.
That spaghetti masher!

by Mecachis June 1, 2018

Minge masher

Male genitals

I whipped out my minge masher in front of the Walmart employee.

by Amir suhdick January 15, 2022

mango masher

One who mashes mangoes

Why does Clarice have to be such a douche and ruin my sweet fruit like a mango masher?

by btap February 9, 2009

Potato Masher

A fun variation of the standard hand job. The man lies naked on a kitchen counter, and the woman proceeds to jack him off.

We were bored last night, so we moved into the kitchen where my gf gave me a potato masher.

by Dan I am February 5, 2010

Tatey Masher Torture Tool

A device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a shit or a piss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
Great Party Trick :D

Someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!

by Asterix September 30, 2005

Button Masher

A person who "Button Mashes" or, during a video game, presses random buttons which may (or may not) be successful.

Dude, your such a button masher
WTF N3WBI3!!! U R 5UCH A BUTT0N MA5H3R!! I M SOOOO M0R3 L33T THAN U!!!!!!!!

by n3rdma5t3r5000and1 March 30, 2009