Manlify

To take an object that is unmanly and (manlify) it by using nails, gray primer spray paint, duct tape or any other item found in your garage.

Wrap a length of duct tape around the toe of a new pair of slippers to manlify them.

by UnoMasMezcal April 26, 2011

Maglite

A metal torch used commonly by police to beat small ethnic minorities who ride trains and who are just asking for trouble. Also used by security services as their 499mm length does not classify them as a baton.

That boy over there deserves a maglite beating.

by Raiks September 26, 2004

Manitoba Handshake

When a person breaks a bottle of Standard Lager over the head of another person. Usually done out of anger at a transgression by the receiving party. This has to be done with a bottle of the Manitoba Original Standard Lager. Otherwise it is simply bottling. In certain circumstances a bottle of Extra Old Stock can be substituted.

This broad kept knocking into Julie at the club so she gave her a Manitoba Handshake.

by Rik Van Howle August 14, 2009

alphabet of manliness

A book written by Maddox. Published May 30th, 2006.

This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:

A is for Ass-Kicking
B is for Boners
C is for Copping A Feel
D is for Dump, Taking A
E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)
F is for Female Wrestling
G is for Gas
H is for Hot Sauce
I is for Irate
J is for Jerky, Beef
K is for Knockers
L is for Lumberjack (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberjack)
M is for Metal
N is for Norris, Chuck
O is for Obedience (Training for Women)
P is for Pirates
Q is for Quickie
R is for Road Rage
S is for Sneaking a Peek
T is for Taunting
U is for Urinal Etiquette
V is for Violence
W is for Winner
X is for XXX
Y is for Yelling
Z is for Zombies

In the Alphabet of Manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. They are as follows:

- Me

- King Ghidora

- Steve Buscemi

- Lesbians

- Flying Squirrels

- Red Twizzlers

- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow

- Kung Pao shrimp

- Theodore Roosevelt

- Moshi Moshi

- Ivan the Terrible

- Extra sharp cheddar cheese

- Monsters

- Fried chicken

- Chops

by TaterMySalad June 11, 2006

Manitoba Hotdog

A sticky situation; a predicament, a pickle.

This is a fine manitoba hotdog we have ended up in.

Today has turned into a real manitoba hotdog

by 3rdBestBishnu September 15, 2018

Manlieu

Manlieu means work hard and become successful

Manlieu, work hard and become successful.

Manlieu, we came from nothing.

by Louis13551914 March 13, 2021

manlium

The strongest element known to mankind, far stronger than tungsten, steel, and chromium. Produced only by the god Anthony Manly, it is extremely limited in quantity. The strength of Manlium knows no bounds.

Person 1: Whats the strongest element ????
Person 2: Manlium of course !!!!!!!!!!!

by cheesefan1996 February 10, 2022