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Bloody Mandarin

When you're fucking a girl like you are trying to remove a peach pit and she squints but it's her time of the month so it's all blood.
Yo dawg I was pounding my bitch and she squirted like a Bloody Mandarin!
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Mandarin Lessons

Somewhere adults take you when you can't understand Chinese characters, even though most of your family can speak it fluently. You would learn it for most of your childhood, but after each class you would forget what it was even about.
Please don't take me back to Mandarin Lessons mommy!
by hello I am someone October 28, 2021
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Nozne mandarine

"Nozne Mandarine" is a name for a "mandarine" , if you stand in them their name is "Nozne Mandarine".
Guy 01: lets go eat some "Nozne Mandarine"

Guy 02: Sure!
by Emicaaa123 November 1, 2021
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Sun of mandarine

Exclamation when someone's angry and you say, instead of saying "sun of a bitch," you say "Mandarin."
Can you leave me in peace? You're a Sun of Mandarine.
by shailockbear November 8, 2025
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mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth
"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"
by yWaffle January 26, 2025
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Mandarin

A language spoken by most of China. It's hard as fuck to learn for lots of English speakers.
"Want to learn Mandarin as your second language? Yeah gl lol."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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Mandarin affair

A sex act consisting of stuffing 2 mandarin oranges in your partners anus, then fucking them in an upright position until they both pop out.
my girlfriend and I decided to try the mandarin affair. The results were juicy...
by Clitcmmander September 5, 2020
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