MALANGO

A CRAZY HUGE MALE DICK OVER 16.7" LONG YES I SAID OVER 16.7" LONG

MY GIRLFRIEND ERIKA WENT TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC AND SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH A HUGE MALANGO SO MUCH THAT SHE FOUND 2 OF THEM AND DIDNT COME BACK..

ONCE YOU GO MALANGO YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TANGO ..

by VIBROSO October 31, 2011

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Ill Mallard

A sick duck, which when the beginning letters are switched is dick suck. So trying to get an "ill mallard" is trying to get your dick sucked.

I'm trying to get that ill mallard from that ho-piece.

by Get Some All Day January 27, 2009

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The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.

"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"

by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012

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felix mallard

is hot

me: felix mallard is hot

by tecccccccccccccccccc April 9, 2021

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Mallary

The best friend a person can have. Gorgeous, and any guy would be lucky to have her, IF one is ever good enough. Will take control and will always be there even if there is a distance. Loves words and is a terrible grammar nazi and will correct you in a heart beat. Generally likes anime and books.

Girl1:"That girl is such a Mallary"
Girl2: "So she's awesome!"

by iiSnarkySharky August 11, 2010

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