Malakai

A massive ugly douchebag. Micropenis doesn't even begin to describe the size he's carrying. Gay as shit and women fear him (not in the hot way)

"Did you see Malakai scratch his ass and sniff it again?"

by NotRei00 October 8, 2023

Malakai

Malakai, A tall sexy man hansome man with a huge dick and great hair

Malakai is great

by therealjerker February 27, 2023

Malakai

A stupid idiot that misspells everything

He's just like a Malakai.

by Uriah Playz March 9, 2024

Malakai

A Black who you should be friends with just to say you have a black friend

Malakai A Black person who you should be friends with just to say you have a black friend

by Mkdrankard October 14, 2022

Malakai

synonym for cuck

sit in the malakai chair!

by Leland Carwyn Jenkins July 19, 2025

Malakai

Daddy/Deddi. Tall glass of milk.

Malakai is Deddi

by DeddiGuapo November 23, 2021

Malakay

A person who's intelligence could be described as nul

P1: Have you heard how stupid M was today?
P2: Yeah, he was a total Malakay

by D.J. Blazkowicz November 30, 2020