Magnus

The greatest name to ever been said or seen. If you see a Magnus marry them.

Hey did you see the name Magnus is awesome!
Omg I am soooo naming my kid Magnus!

by Psoeirhrjehjd January 16, 2020

USA Magnited States of America

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.

Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011

Magnus Carlsen

The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!

"Did you see Magnus Carlsen's game against Nakamura?! That was an amazing queen sacrifice!!"

by ChessLegend December 4, 2020

Ash magnet

(n) A person who attracts potheads/smokers. In a social scene, it can refer to the person that lights everyone else up and turns up too hard every time. They often are too smacked to remember anything the next day, but knows their night was lit.

"Do you know Cole? He's such a fuckin' ash magnet."
"Word bruh, those thots literally swarm him for his bogies"

by yung_omlet February 7, 2015

lesbian magnet

a heterosexual female that attracts lesbians. When at a bar more females hit on you than men

By the way the lesbians were coming on to her it was oibvious she was a lesbian magnet.

by c.a.t. July 22, 2007

wacko magnet

adj. : any location that will attract wackos like moth to flame. Location can be, but not limited to; bus station, bus stop, city park, convenience store, hospital or any other general location without the regular presence of someone able or willing to kick them out on their crazy ass.

"Man ... I was downtown at the bus station and there was a dude, just sitting there, on the bench, shampooing his hair, eating it, and mumbling about tricycles?? The place is a real wacko magnet."

" Some nut job just ran through the hospital parking tower butt ass naked!

Yeap, more fun times at the wacko magnet"

wacko
loon
nutjop
nutter
crackers
crazy
bug

by Cr@zYD October 19, 2010

manutards

Incompetent people in the manufacturing industry. They make things (like a Yamato toy) that look deceptively good in quality, but breaks after gentle transformation. Manutards know everything there is to know in manufacturing like their normal colleagues, but they choose to be special instead.

Manutards can be found everywhere. The largest concentration of manutards however, can only be found working for Yamato toys, Japan.

"When manutards die, even hell will not take them for fear they'll fuck things up."

"Yeah, that's why ya get alot of them in Yamato.

by beware of blast June 1, 2007