lqtm

laugh quietly to myself.

a way to say what you are really doing because you are never really laughing out loud.

person 1 : i just got dumped
person 2 : lqtm
person 1 : not funny!
person : yeah it is.

by cory the builderz May 21, 2010

LQTM

v. laughing quietly to myself.

if the statement wasn't that funny, instead of saying lol, you say lqtm

Dude 1: Bro, i totally screwed danny's mom last night.
Dude 2: lqtm..

by chucknorrispwnsn00bz January 2, 2009

LQTM

Laughing Quietly To Myself. Usually used in a text.

After farting in church the congregation looked around as i was LQTM .

by Dewbeewah October 4, 2010

LQTM

Laughing. Quietly. To. Myself.

A subtitute for LOL (it makes more sense)

'Jess fell down the stairs,'
'LQTM she is such a cluts!'
'i know!'

by Rockin' LIL J March 19, 2009

LQTM

Laughing quietly to myself.
Sort of like LOL, only more secretly, more I've-got-an-evil-plan-in-mind-here sort of thing.

==In some random chatroom==
Mitchell: Wanna go egg the principal's house tomorrow?
Kelly: Lqtm... **rubs palms together and maniacally laughs**

by Persephone~ October 19, 2009

lqtm

It means "Laugh Quietly To Myself." Better than lol because you don't actually Laugh OUT LOUD when you said it. You really laugh quietly to yourself.

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
SARAH
SARAH WHO?
SARAH REASON YOUR NOT LAUGHING?
HAHA LQTM!

by Matt g94 February 10, 2009

LQTM

Laugh Quietly to Myself

Basically what you say when something isn't really funny but you don't want the person your talking to to feel like shit

PErson 1: hey you wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: no?
Person 1: alright here it is
Person 2: i said no...
Person 1: Ok so why did the chicken cross the road..
Person 2: because your a dipshit?
Person !: NO! because he wanted to get to the other side
PErson 2: LQTM... leave me the fuck alone you dumbass

by imabeastson December 1, 2009