louisiana Stir Stick 

The practice of scratching ones butt and stirring the drink of an un suspecting bar patron

When the asshole at the bar left to take a pee, I scratched my butt-hole and stirred his drink, giving him a Louisiana Stir Stick.

louisiana Stir Stick by bubba ho January 27, 2008

louisiana swamp-fuck 

Convince your nasty girlfriend to take some laxatives. Then pound her in the ass wilst her liquidy shit runs down your ball sack.

louisiana swamp-fuck

louisiana swamp-fuck by philbertgodphry August 6, 2006

Louisiana Swirly Tube 

Sticking a dildo on top of a drill, with the drill at it's highest rotation velocity.

Rebecca, I just tried a Louisiana Swirly Tube -- it was awesome!

Louisiana Swirly Tube by rectified123 October 20, 2017

Louisiana Shish-kebab

A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.

Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.

Louisiana Shish-kebab by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018

Louisiana slip and slide 

Take a bath in bacon grease then have sex with your cousin ,or with a dog.

That damn redneck keeps on doing the Louisiana slip and slide .

Louisiana slip and slide by rainbow shithead May 6, 2019

Louisiana Surplus 

A large group of racist individuals, whom may or may not include lifted and squatted pickups with maga stickers

I though I was far away from the maga rally, but I found a Louisiana Surplus chugging bud light on the side of the highway.

Louisiana Surplus by The Clyde-a-matron April 13, 2023

Louisiana steamboat 

When you and another male get together and insert large amount of steam in one or anothers anus and them puts a tea bag up the anus and follows this with a meal of low country bowl

The louisiana steamboat is quite a treat

Louisiana steamboat by Nebraskaboi2299 June 8, 2018