An excuse for people who cant skateboard. People get longboards cuz they tried skateboarding and fell on their asses trying to ollie, then causing them to get a bruise, cry themselves to sleep, wake up, then poop a little.
Longboarders do "tricks" where they step off their board and flip it with their hands. Not their feet, like in skateboarding. Then they jump back on and rejoice thinking they did something cool.
Doing tricks on longboards make you look like a dick. Like you actually have one...
In conclusion, get a skateboard.
Longboarders do "tricks" where they step off their board and flip it with their hands. Not their feet, like in skateboarding. Then they jump back on and rejoice thinking they did something cool.
Doing tricks on longboards make you look like a dick. Like you actually have one...
In conclusion, get a skateboard.
longboarding is gay
by guitarsk8er804 November 19, 2010
A bias individual who uses/rides a longboard as a means of compensation for their lack of masculinity/ Inflation of one's ego.
To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of:
- Sexual Oreintation
- Race
- Skateboarding
- Rollerblading
To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of:
- Sexual Oreintation
- Race
- Skateboarding
- Rollerblading
Person 1:Hey want to go do something?
Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard
Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then.
Longboarder:No gays allowed.
Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding.
Longboarder: we don't accept your kind.
(Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.)
Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard
Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then.
Longboarder:No gays allowed.
Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding.
Longboarder: we don't accept your kind.
(Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.)
by Carl Dowling October 08, 2009
its when someone that can't skateboard gets on a longer skateboard and tries to skateboard. its also for hipsters
by shadowx March 03, 2014
by laurner March 28, 2009
a longboard is a 1/4 ounce of weed
How much you holding dawg? I feel like going to smoke some. Man i got something like a longboard at my house
by Edgar Flores January 02, 2005
An individual who rides a longboard. Unfortunately many of these individuals use longboards for purposes other than sport, transportation, or general relaxation, who is typically an egocentric douchebag and believe cruising on what is essentially an elongated traditional skateboard, makes their scrotum seem larger than it actually is. However unfortunately because of this many people have a negative preconceived nation about these individuals and will proceed to harass them even if they are using it for a genuine purpose.
Noun:
Greg: hey Phil lets go hang out with Stew.
Phill: nah man, he's a longboarder. He probably smokes a shit load of weed and thinks he's cool because of it.
Greg: hey Phil lets go hang out with Stew.
Phill: nah man, he's a longboarder. He probably smokes a shit load of weed and thinks he's cool because of it.
by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 18, 2019
A growing Longboard company of pure power
and integrity. As it evolves, the whole district of
the Longboard company's expand as these guys take
over the town!
and integrity. As it evolves, the whole district of
the Longboard company's expand as these guys take
over the town!
by Peepee444 March 23, 2011