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Leonardo DiCaprio

Hottest man to ever walk this earth. Period.
Someone: hey, who’s the hottest guy to ever exist?
Me: oh, Leonardo DiCaprio duh
Leonardo DiCaprio by Dicaprihoes November 23, 2020

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo is the most handsome and hot man ever. Every girl is in love with him and he is still so hot now.
Example: Leonardo DiCaprio is so hot. If i had a time machine i would go to the past when he was on my age and marry him.

Leonardo DiCaprio Syndrome 

Leonardo DiCaprio syndrome means that you’re only attracted to the guys called Leonardo Wilhelm Dicaprio because he’s the freaking most perfect human ever and that’s it.
No, I don’t like that guy, I have the Leonardo DiCaprio Syndrome

Leonardo DiCaprio Sexual 

Meaning you are in love with Leonardo DiCaprio (old or young or even both)
Mom I’m Leonardo DiCaprio Sexual Hes just so perfect!

Leonardo DiCaprio effect 

The Leonardo DiCaprio effect is the process of when a woman ages past the prime age of 25. They are no longer worthy and must be dropped for a new younger woman between the ages of 18-24.
Friend: Hey bro how’s everything with your girl.

Me: not so good man it’s the Leonardo DiCaprio effect.

Friend: oh shit she’s already 25 you better drop that hoe for a new one.

Young Leonardo DiCaprio 

The HOTTEST man to ever live on the planet earth. Literal definition to the love of my life.
"woah man Young Leonardo DiCaprio is so hot!"
"I know"