Lamadia

Lamadia is located on the Northern Hemisphere. It is a small island between Europe and Asia which you probably haven't heard of. It's isolation and size keeps much of the world unaware of it's beauty. In fact, the people who live here are often highly intelligent and quite beautiful. The language that they speak is Lamadian. The most popular religion people follow is called Lamquan. And no, just because it sounds like it doesn't mean they worship llamas as a god. The Lamquan faith truly believes in sacrificing children in order to please the gods. As you might know, The Carthaginians, Israelites, The Etruscans, The Chinese, The Celts, The Hawaiians, The Mesopotamians, The Aztecs, The Egyptians, and The Inacs all believe in sacrificing human beings. Every year they sacrifice 2 children. There is one girl and one boy who are chosen. People who follow Lamquan go to a Lamquan Church and pray to Lamazen, the God, every Tuesday.

Mike: did you know ded o was lamadian?

Tony: wow I didn't, that's cool!

Mike: yeah I speak fluent lamadian.

Tony: damn dude! we should be best friends.

Mike: you're right, you seem awesome.

Tony: ded o buddy...you there?

Ded o: o

by GlitterRobber May 13, 2017

Lahaila

Lahaila is an amazing friend. She is always there for you and she listens to all the fucked up shit you have to say. She gets the stupidest jokes you have and never judges you on them. Lahaila is kind and beautiful, but she will always say she is an ugly potato.

Lahaila is awesome

by That thing over that way December 9, 2018

laharika

She is a person who is very funny and ver caring towards others. She always put other first and then her she will be the best friend id you treat her like one.she maybe shy maybe and introvert but once you know her she is amazing

Laharika will be the best person you have ever meet in your life

by Manners@2 May 7, 2021

Lamaars

Concatenation of the Dutch words "lam" (meaning "lame") and "aars" (meaning "ass"), hence, "lameass". Used for people who are lazy in a way that is strangely accepted by their friends.

Hey lamaars, waar was je nou gisteren? Ik dacht dat je ook zou komen. (Lamaars.)

by OpperLamaars November 13, 2003

lahmayoh

Pronunciation of lmao.
See: lmao

Person1: "LAWL"
Person2: "lahmayoh"

Person1: "lahmayoh?..you high nigga?"
Person2: "l.m.a.o - duh"

Person1:"Ah..."

by logickills April 21, 2009

Lamacika

It is a very small country between Denmark and Sweden. It was founded in 1843 by Jens Peter-Bonde. It is named after his wife, Lama Peter-Bonde. Lama means "Elizabeth" in English. Cika means "beautiful land." They speak Lamacikan which is more modern version of latin. It has a very small population of just over 1,000. Very few people have heard of it. They are known for their growth of Hueshapedes, a rare plant used in medicine.

A lot of people consider Lamacika to be a part of Denmark, but is actually its own country

by poqwlkangnotnotnhinrtiontnh June 7, 2009

Lama Glama

The official scientific classification name of llamas, because of course it is. The brave naturalists that classified the llama chose this name because llamas are clearly glamorous fuckers. Have you seen these things? They only exist as domesticated animals because they demand and deserve to be treated like queens and be adored by all. All hail the Lama Glama, the most glamorous of all species. Do not question this definition...it’s science.

And yeah, it’s llama with two “L”s and lama glama with one “L” because llamas don’t give a shit what you think.

Lama glamas are always walking all proper and tall and fluffy and glamorous like they are the fucking Queen of England.

by Llamas 4 lyfe November 29, 2020