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F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy
F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long
by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021
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L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O

Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.
person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.
by Deans_babi_gurl September 9, 2005
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L.M.M.F.A.O.

Laugh my mother fucking ass off.

You would use this when talking to someone online or when writing a letter and your too lazy to writ it all out.
Val fell on her ass today, lmmfao.
by nevada December 2, 2003
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I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?
by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020
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R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Rolling

On
The
Floor
Laughing
My
Fat
Black
Ass
Off
Laughing

Out
Loud
Guy #1:Holy shit. That guy got pimp smacked by a he-bitch
Guy #2:R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Guy #1:Wow, just say lol for once
by kittycatsid November 4, 2009
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f.a.m.i.l.y

FAMILY.

(F)or (A)ll (M)ines (I)‘ll (L)ay (Y)ours
#f.a.m.i.l.y
by @yonly.lexii February 14, 2022
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F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.
ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.
by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010
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