The implicit knowledge that being thin is an extraordinary advantage and would result in major positive consequences, and yet choosing to ignore this fact due to ones inability to stop eating high calorie foods (such as Kit Kats).
"If he/she lost some weight, they really wouldn't be bad looking."
"What can you say, Kit Kat theory at work"
"What can you say, Kit Kat theory at work"
by TheHarrison123 October 28, 2013
a delicous combination of chocolate and wafers combined to create a magical blast of flavor and is quite delicious when frozen.
also a sexy nickname.
also a sexy nickname.
by brett, aka kit-kat bar January 12, 2009
"My god she's fit, and so is her mate. I wouldn't half mind seeing them give each other a Kit Kat shuffle"
by Johnny5_Hull January 9, 2008
The small gap at the top of the thighs of a slender woman wearing tight pants. Visible from the rear, it allows a lucky viewer a window into heaven that has the same shape and size as the cross section of a single finger of a kit-kat bar.
Camilla walked by. Her long hair flowed seductively in the breeze, her toned and slender legs danced gracefully across the floor. She turned to leave and from my seated position, I got a perfect view through her kit-kat gap to the street outside.
by GP The Guinea Pig October 6, 2009
A lesbian orgy. Lesbian porn is two chocolate bars, a chocolate bar being something someone likes, a Kit Kat in a microwave is a intense lesbian orgy.
That was one hell of a Kit Kat in a microwave.
by TheLaziestGinger July 11, 2019
the act of fingering a midget female with four fingers; to use four fingers to sexually pleasuring a short person.
(lil wayne: every girl) Mack Maine-
"For free suites Id give Paris Hilton all-nighters
In about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus
I don't discriminate, no not at all
Kit kat a midget if that ass soft I break her off"
"For free suites Id give Paris Hilton all-nighters
In about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus
I don't discriminate, no not at all
Kit kat a midget if that ass soft I break her off"
by angielovesvaginaandtitties May 26, 2009