Don Khaki

Noun.

When one is wearing too many similarly khaki colored items of clothing.

Bradley, having to pack his suitcase in a rush, only packed khaki pants, forgetting that his only jacket was also khaki. Once dressed in khaki from head to toe, Bradley became known as Don Khaki.

by danindaminivan October 1, 2010

Khaki-Clench

1. To squeeze your butt-cheeks together so hard that you are forced onto your toes and your khakis become floods.

2. A popular dance move where one abruptly clenches his/her cheeks, shoots up on their toes, and lets out an MJ scream

Babe #1- "Wow things got pretty aggresive back there. Did you see Joey doing the Khaki-Clench?"
Babe #2- "Sure did. The old Khaki-Clench"

by RagDale February 27, 2011

khaki boner

The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.

Everyone laughed at his extremely large khaki boner.

As soon as he sat down the khaki boner.

by TDKB March 9, 2011

Khaki Fag

Someone who wears khakis to impress girls

"Did you see mike today?" Said Phil.

"Yeah he's wearing khakis to impress the girls." Said John.

"What a Khaki Fag!" Said Phil.

by cantdye2nightmmmman January 18, 2014

Khaki Diem

(verb)
1. To take every day, grab it by the horns, wrestle it down to the ground and make it call you daddy
2. To, on any given day, behave like a khaki-clad military man
3. To never walk away from any situation thinking “If only I had…”

(noun)
1. A day on which you wear khakis

My friends entered me in a hot dog eating contest, so I decided to Khaki Diem.

by rock throckmorten September 3, 2009

choice khakis

When a person (usually fuckboys) wear those ugly ass khaki shorts or joggers by choice not by any regulations thinking they swag is off the charts

Girl 1:Ohh look at him

Girl 2:Ohh yeah he fine but wait

Girl 1:What
Girl 2: He a fuckboy he wearing choice khakis

by P0tat03F33ling5 September 22, 2015

khaki shart

When a man named Fin tries to fart, but excretes greasy poop out his anus, through his underwear, bleeding through his khakis. Not knowing of his serious poo foul he parades around town showing off his khaki shart to everyone in small town Ohio. Being the cheapskate that he is, upon discovering his monumental shart error, he tries to rinse out and remove the shart stain from the khakis in his kitchen sink only to be caught by his wife. As punishment for wasting a good pair of khakis, Fin's wife banished him to sleeping on the basement couch for two weeks.

Fin ate Mexican for lunch which created a gassy bubbling in his stomach. He tried to fart, but it was a shart. The shart stained his khakis being known worldwide as a khaki shart.

by CRE10 November 14, 2013