karmaclismic

When karma hits back like a muthafucka, and the whole house of cards that is your life comes crumbling down.

Due to an onrush of karmaclismic events, Howie's life fell apart around him. Maybe he shouldn't have always badmouthed handicapped people.

by Haggymania October 15, 2011

Karlmani

Usually a massive bitch who can't/won't do anything and just chats a lot of shit

Mo "get an education like me bro"
Karlmani "no I'm gonna stab you"
Mo "ok man defo"

by Thespeakeroftruth49 August 9, 2019

Reddit Karma

The measure of how much of a loser you are.

Person: You probably want to avoid that guy, he's a LOSER.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person: Because he has 200k Reddit Karma.

by bilthebuket May 27, 2022

radio karma

the ironic timing of a song on the radio that somehow verifies the moment and/or emotion... also, when you talk about a specific musician and their piece starts playing on the radio... or when you sing a song at work, get in the car and that very song is on the radio. Has to be an unintentional playing of the song. Any kind of radio or auto-playing source.

When I was mad at my bf, the song HEARTBREAKER came on the radio. Whoa. Talk about radio karma.

I was singing PROUD MARY all day, and kid you not! It was on KPAK when I got in my car! Total radio karma!

by The Dirty Diva December 1, 2010

karmaloop

Karmaloop is a multi-platformed web retailer specializing in global urban fashion and streetwear. The Karmaloop family of sites includes online retailer Karmaloop and Internet TV station KarmaloopTV.

Karmaloop has the best sales! I just got 20% off my order using Rep code: tentwelve.

by Eaze June 20, 2012

tip karma

The philosophy that tipping generously will alter the universe in a way that you yourself will be reimbursed monetarily in your own line of work. Applies to bartenders, baristas, servers and cabbies.

Hank: Why'd you just tip five dollars for a mocha?

Sara: I work tonight - Tip Karma, bitch!

by shea r. June 11, 2006

spider karma

The theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.

Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.

by spideykiller August 20, 2009