Karlmani

Usually a massive bitch who can't/won't do anything and just chats a lot of shit

Mo "get an education like me bro"
Karlmani "no I'm gonna stab you"
Mo "ok man defo"

by Thespeakeroftruth49 August 9, 2019

Reddit Karma

The measure of how much of a loser you are.

Person: You probably want to avoid that guy, he's a LOSER.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person: Because he has 200k Reddit Karma.

by bilthebuket May 27, 2022

Karime

Karime(female)-one of the most loving girls you will ever meet, loves to make people smile & always down for a good time. has an easy going personality but yet can be very serious.so loveable but yet can be the biggest bitch you know.She loves to try new things ..very open minded...Loves all the goods in life and never settles for less...she knows what she wants and knows how exactly to get it. always makes a everlasting impression on people especially men, she's impossible to forget.Very talented and always trying to get money,...success is a priority for "karime"... loves being in relationships and is always down to put up a fight for what she wants. sexy , smart , fun with a big booty! yup thats karime!

shes so sweet..yup thats "karime"

by southsideeeee February 5, 2010

Kabum

An unbelievable fagget that resides in plug.dj/nightcore-331 that does nothing useful except for make gifs (said like jifs idgaf)

KABUM. YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BOUNCER. MAKE A GIF OF ME KILLING YOU.

by ECUrbanDictionary March 1, 2015

radio karma

the ironic timing of a song on the radio that somehow verifies the moment and/or emotion... also, when you talk about a specific musician and their piece starts playing on the radio... or when you sing a song at work, get in the car and that very song is on the radio. Has to be an unintentional playing of the song. Any kind of radio or auto-playing source.

When I was mad at my bf, the song HEARTBREAKER came on the radio. Whoa. Talk about radio karma.

I was singing PROUD MARY all day, and kid you not! It was on KPAK when I got in my car! Total radio karma!

by The Dirty Diva December 1, 2010

tip karma

The philosophy that tipping generously will alter the universe in a way that you yourself will be reimbursed monetarily in your own line of work. Applies to bartenders, baristas, servers and cabbies.

Hank: Why'd you just tip five dollars for a mocha?

Sara: I work tonight - Tip Karma, bitch!

by shea r. June 11, 2006

spider karma

The theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.

Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.

by spideykiller August 20, 2009