kaiser chiefs

One of the greatest bands around, singers of one of the greatest songs of all time and quite possibly the greatest thing to come out of leeds since....well, the only remotely good thing to come out of leeds

Kaiser chiefs am greatest band aroond :P

by Tom (KC loyalist) July 12, 2006

Kaisermiser

To wipe your balls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. Once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your pubes.

I gave that dude a kaisermiser! He duffed me in the face.. But he still ate my pubes!

by Ballssssss October 21, 2012

logan kaiser

Sorry, but it was funny😇😈....... GAY BOI. ISIS BOY WHITE BOI TRANSGENDER.

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by BOBTHEBUILDER628 March 7, 2019

kaiser

Kaiser is a german title indicating "Emperor"
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)

The Holy Roman Emperors (962–1806) proclaimed themselves Kaiser.

by Climb Razor July 7, 2010

Hayden Kaiser

The sex god of Never Shout Never

Fan 1: CHRISTOPHER DREW IS S0O0O0O0O QT OHEMGEEEE!!!111!!1!1!!!

Fan 2: HOLY FUCK LOOK ITS HAYDEN KAISER! HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THOSE EYES.

Fan 1: Um who is he?

Fan 2: -_-

by HAYDENISMYLOVER September 29, 2011

karver

He is a guy that can be overly confident or not confident enough. He is a great guy that can relate to a lot of people. He loves to make people laugh. He sometimes is very sensitive. Also he can be non emotional. If he likes a girl he is in it until the end he is the most loyal person you will ever know. Overall he is one of the best guys you will ever know.

Karver is a guy who asked for the championship against cottage grove.

by Yu six ttsysyzy yx July 9, 2018

Kaisered

To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)

Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.

by Turd Biscuits February 8, 2015