Joey Jordison 

Joey Jordison, drummer for slipknot, sometimes confused with an animal cause he's just that raw

Maggot 1:"Dude this is a sic concert"
Maggot 2:"Yeah i think i'm bleeding"
Maggot 1:"Woah is that some kind of rare legit animal playing the drums back there?"
Maggot 2:"Naw thats just Joey Jordison"

Joey Jordison by Rawberries July 14, 2009

jordis 

All of the teachers pet. No one likes her. Total bitch, tall, long hair and plays football. She thinks that damit is a bad word and is a goodie two shoes. She’s so fucking ugly that when guys see her they want to tear out there eyes. She has at least one brother that she never gets in fights with because she doesn’t want her parents to get mad at her. She’s an asshole to everyone. Fuck Jordis

Fuck you Jordis.

jordis by Vans that steal babys March 8, 2018

Jördis 

A beautiful, clever and sexy girl. She is kind and very athletic. She likes to travel and is responsible.

Today I meet this beautiful girl. Her name was Jördis. I'll ask her to come to my party because with out her it''s boring

Jördis by Delia452i2o2o December 31, 2016

jördis 

Jördis is adorable and very pretty. She loves adventures and a very good friend. You can trust her and is always there for you!!

Jördis: “ist I really want to lose weight... Oh a cookie !“

jördis by Cookie55555 April 8, 2018

Jordis 

A really nice and funny girl with wonky style. She’s on her phone a lot but she also really likes to adventure.

“Is that a Jordis?”
“Yeah, How’d you know?”
“She just seemed like one.

Jordis by bananasss September 1, 2018

Jordis 

The teachers pet. A tall bitch that’s a goodie two shoes and is rude and an asswipe but around grown ups she’s an angel. Brags about literally everything, always wants to be first and brings people down.

Person one “you know Jordis?”
Person two “oh yeah that bitch”

Jordis by Vans that steal babys March 21, 2019

Jordis 

A very adorable and funny and short girl who has a very beautiful smile and laugh. Sometimes crazy but a one of a kind girl you will meet once.

I met jordis for the first time her smile lighten the room.

Jordis by EDDY A M April 23, 2019