hand jammer

simply a hand job

this bitch sasha hit my truck so i made her give me a hand jammer till the insurance went through

by lou pherigno January 24, 2010

Louisiana Log Jammer

An extremely well thought out sex act that requires advance planning. You begin by dropping a medium to large sized deuce in the toilet. Take said deuce out of the toilet, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer for 6 hours. After the deuce is thoroughly frozen, take it out and give it to your girlfriend. She then takes the deuce and proceeds to masturbate with it. As the deuce thaws, it slowly deteriorates and clogs up her pussy... hence the log jamming action.

Damian1381 convinced his girlfriend to take part in a Louisiana Log Jammer session with him. Three days later, she came down with a yeast infection.

by Hot Carl in Damian's mouth June 28, 2011

arse jammer

One who inserts his penis into that of another person/animal(s) anus, thus "jamming" their arse. Generally reserved for homsexual reference.

by Ross February 10, 2002

traffic jammer

The sexiest motherfucker on this earth and when thou shalt see him on any street corner thou shall bow in his awesome presence whilst he analy pleases you

He is a traffic jammer

by matty millz October 6, 2013

um jammer lammy

The 2nd game in the Parappa the Rapper series. Lammy in on a mission to get to her concert on time, but encounters many people who stop her on her way there. Lammy must play her guitar to move on her with her journey. The concept of the game is the same as the first Parappa game, press the buttons on time with the symbols on screen. When beaten, you can replay all of the songs as Parappa.

Um Jammer Lammy is my favorite game.

by Microwaveing_Bacon October 25, 2022

bad mammer jammer

a minced oath (pseudo profanity or expletive deletive) in the fashion of altering traditionally obscene, blasphemous or words or phrases otherwise unacceptable for public use and discourse--jeez louise for jesus christ or freaking for f*cking. mammer jammer is a replacement for mother f*cker. Used in blaxplotation films and made popular by the stevie wonder song of the same title.

'she's a bad mammer jammer, just as foxy as can be..."

by jbruen December 7, 2009

jammers

"packed", "crowded" or "jam packed". Used mainly in Ireland.

The train this morning was totally jammers! I think I'm going to walk to work from now on...

by Klarissa506 January 14, 2009