Jamba jizz

When a drunk or clumsy friend spills Jamba Juice all over your pants.

Edward: Damn it Vincent! You just Jamba jizzed all over my pants!!

by Asianfail September 19, 2010

Jamba Juice

A smoothie made by the Jamba Juice fast food restaurant chain, typically made with an ice cream substitute, sugared fruit juice or sugared soy milk, and fruit. Tasty, but usually not healthy.

"Let's go get a jamba juice."

by USnip April 20, 2007

Jamba Juice

A word replacing shit in adjective form to express something bad ass or hype

John: Did you see the Pioneer Drumline playing the other day?
Steve: oh yeah, that Jamba juice was hot son

by AAPS Drumline August 17, 2007

Jamba Juicin it

The Act of Masturbation, A Phrase that is used to describe Masturbation, obviously taken from the popular Jamba Juice chain of smoothie restaurants

My friend was caught Jamba Juicin it by his mother

by Thornbird April 3, 2010

Jamba Juice

When a girl is in menstrual cycle she has "Jamba Juice"

Why is there so much Jamba juice on the ground!

by Shaiboo November 5, 2010

Jamba Juice

An overrated smoothie shop, which makes smoothies that taste like liquefied flavored sugar.

Jamba Juice has nothing on Smoothie King.

by Nin10dude October 1, 2008

Jamba Juice

It is basically a mixture of bodily fluids, which is a reference to the actual Jamba Juice store. To be specific it is basically a mixture of the water that comes out of a girl after she uses a douche and her urine. A urine and douche-water cocktail, to simplify.

Man, Megan Fox is so hot, I would drink her jamba juice!

by Kargg November 26, 2010