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Asian who has eyes so slant he cant see shit. Very Asian. Best teacher. Great at math. Funny af.
Jackie Chu : Herro
John: Do you mean hello?
Jackie Chu : correct me one mo ffuucckking time i eat yo doggy.
by ThatOneFunnyDude December 20, 2018
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ho happy jackie

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Coined by rapper AZ in reference to a hoodrat. The kind of woman who fucks everyone just for money and status, and is an expert at deception and playing men. The best way to deal with a ho happy jackie is to not even fuck with her. She can only fuck with you if you give her the attention she needs.
"She's nothin' but a nasty, money hungry, unclassy, ho happy jackie"- AZ
by DJ Straight 8 March 13, 2010
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Jackie Chan

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The ultimate action verb. Used to describe a stunt-like action that involves both daring, quick reflexes, and style. Most commonly used when telling a story of past feats you have accomplished or when telling someone to do something incredible using your body or in heavy traffic.
"Jackie Chan it." When urging your friends to drive into fast moving traffic.
"I Jackie Chan-ed it over the wall."
"I Jackie Chan-ed it down the stairs."
by Etrix December 8, 2007
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Jackie Martling

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A.K.A. "The Jokeman", Jackie Martling enjoyed a great deal of fame and fortune as a member and Head writer of The Howard Stern Show. Martling was notorious for his obnoxious laugh and internal squabbling with fellow cast members Robin Quivers and Fred Norris.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.
by Mister Skin August 23, 2005
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1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009
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barbie jackie

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a pretty albanian girl from queens with long blonde hair green eyes and that has a dollface and a body of a killa mad tight thin stomach, with a big ass and small perky tits and gorgeous tempting sweet angel lips big eyes she can see the world shes a tease likes to please and makes all the boys beg and makes all the girls pissed if your lucky she will blow you a kiss she has long legs sexy hips beautiful smile straight white pearl teeth skin so smooth and white ish and tanish the girl is barbie
by joe00 March 1, 2009
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jackie chan

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Pure awesomeness ... except for Tuxedo.
"Howdy parner!"
by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004
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