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jabookie theatre

When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.

Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”

This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John— “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”

Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
by EndMyLoafPlease May 7, 2018
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jaboozy

when you consume alcohol in a jacuzzi
let's get jaboozied tonight
by collin ballister January 2, 2005
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Jacobo

A type of person who would find and beat up anyone who makes fun of them.
He about to Jacobo your ass if he finds you. Better run away while you can.
by TheOneTrueJacobo May 5, 2019
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jabooblescube

A type of lolly that is both sugary and jelly-like at the same time.
The word originated as an attempt to describe onomatopoeiacally the taste of them!
On the way to Sydney, can we stop at the corner shop and get some jabooblescubes?
by VAKI5 May 8, 2005
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Jahobo

A Jehovah’s Whiteness who is also homeless.
Get off my doorstep you Jahobo's!"
by C.May June 26, 2004
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jacobonium

1: a little know element resembling scandium, but with more impact to baseball ratio per square inch.

2: Discovered by Dirk Jacobine in the late 1900's, jacobonium is used in baseball bats, golf clubs, and stripper poles around the world.

3: can be used as an adverb, commonly abbreviated as "jacked"
1: "Alex, can you grab me some more jacobonium, i need to make this bat longer and lighter then any other bat in senior league history"

2: Fan1: "He just jacked that one outta here" Fan2: "No, it's too high" Fan1: "Too high?"...
by SnoozeDog November 26, 2010
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jabootis

some way to roast someone, its the funkiest roast out there.
Excuse me, get yo jabootis ass out of here.
Her name is jabootis and she's not afraid to bit you in the ass.
by jabootis queen June 7, 2017
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