Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.

That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

Butterficial insemination

(v) the act of inseminating a container of popcorn, via a straw, with multiple layers of butter. This act starts from the inner (lower) levels of the popcorn moving in a circular pattern continuing upward until the popcorn is fully saturated with butter, inside and out.

I'm going to butterficial insemination Ted Cruz if that piece of shit wins.

by butterficial November 6, 2018