brain injury

the worst goddamn thing that ever happened to me.

I got my brain injury last summer

by Sinnia April 25, 2021

scoreboard injury

The act of faking an injury in an athletic competition in which your team is losing by a lot so you don't have to play anymore.

Dad: I'm sorry your basketball game turned out so bad. But did you see the way Mary collapsed in the middle of the floor? It was an Academy Award-winning slow motion fall. Eyes rolled up to the ceiling with a slow spin to the floor. No one touched her!
Daughter: I know. Scoreboard injury. She had to lay there for a while to make it look good.
Dad: Well, at least the other girls on the team who care about playing got playing time.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 1, 2012

Reenactment Injury

When someone trys to reenact a part from a movie or a tv show and they get hurt

Bro did you hear about Eric?
Naw man what happened?
He got a reenactment injury after watching Jackass.

by Treysteroid October 25, 2010

self-injury

one person said that ear piercing is not a form of self-injury... typically it isn't, but it Can be used as another form of SI. i myself attempted to quit or atleast cut down on self-injury, specifically cutting, and it resulted in my piercing my own ears and using other forms of self-injury. thats what can happen if u try to stop by yourself and see little reason to.

but the variety of self harming actions is large, and anything that can harm ones self can be a form of SI.

Where'd all those piercings come from? I didn't see them yesterday, but you didn't go out last night... did you pierce them yourself??! Augh.. i cant imagine ever doing something like that, that would hurt...
(self-injury)

by dalidja September 4, 2008

Hockey Injury

A commen cover-up for a injury caused by gymnastics. Often used by macho gay men who are too afraid to admit they are gymnasts.

Fabio suffered from a hockey injury...;) wink wink nudge nudge.

by tec-erz March 14, 2005

Injury Run

When you go out running, but immediately you get an injury, and just decide to tough it out. Commonly happens with dramatists and determined people.

I had an injury run yesterday, my calf seized up midway through. Now I'm dead.

by I'm Writing Definitions Here July 12, 2015

Injury dog

A slur commonly used in various online gaming communities, implying that the person plays poorly, or like an injured dog.

Look at this teammate, he just went 0-10 and blames everyone else...injury dog

by oooooogway May 2, 2021