Are you dumb in the head?

A savage rhetorical question to ask a person who has just said something so surprisingly, ridiculously, absolutely, incredible, astonishingly, inordinately, vitally, unbearably, dreadfully, shockingly, eminently, particularly, immeasurably, crucially, dumb that their stupidness blows your goddamn mind.

Him: "I know I was an awful boyfriend but I just wish we could get back together."
Me: "Are you dumb in the head?"

by purplemask July 6, 2021

nicked in the head

someone who has lost the plot. mild case of insanity. does unexplainable things usually when intoxicated

dave: did you see what tom did last nite

joe: i no i cant believe he tried shagging a tin of beans

dave: hes nicked in the head man, he doesnt know what hes doing after a few beers

by yorkshire kiddo April 25, 2011

special in the head

Someone who is retarded. Mentally disabled.

Fans of George Bush are special in the head.

by KD42 February 26, 2011

you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie

Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.

Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!

by Lalalala! May 17, 2006

Hole In The Head

A sunroof in a vehicle

I just bought me a new Cadillac with a Hole In The Head

by Cuch80 November 6, 2005

guitar in the head

<i>v.prep</i> To have a guitar whether be acustical or electric lead or bass smashed about the head.

<i>noun</i> A severe symptom caused by a sinus infection (cold) Usually death can occur if a blow to the head is administered during this ailment.

Our great Uncle Sam died an early age from guitar in the head after a street brawl over some whore.

by thaibu July 9, 2010

dead in the head

A person of exceptionally low intelligence who fails to grasp obvious jokes made about them.

Jane has to be {dead in the head}, as when I said in her company "I am on top of most things, except Jane, here, she is ALWAYS on top of one thing."

by After_Darkness October 27, 2017