I will s00 j00!

Bastardization of 'I shall take you to the courts, dear fellow.'

<F47> I will s00 j00 f0r m4king m3 g3t f4t by 3ating @ McDon4lds!
<Kupple> You sloppy sucka.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

I will yeah

Slang for no. Cork City Ireland

Unfairly considered confusing by tourists.

Tourist: 'Could you please assist me in carrying this very heavy bag?' indicates large unwieldy suitcase.
Corkman: 'I will yeah.' Walks off laughing...

by Flibertygibbet August 14, 2006

i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value

Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004

I will consume your ankles

Superior threat reserved only for the elite

“You better be taking care of yourself or else I will consume your ankles.”

by Nye, Bill February 12, 2020

i will drink your spinal fluid

A famous quote used by harries

@larrie123: “larry is real golden is about louis”
@harrie: “shut up or i will drink your spinal fluid”

by hrammys era tay music industry October 11, 2020

I will in me bollix

When somebody asks you to do something, but you have no desire or interest in doing it.

Hey Joe, could you take that tray of vegan sliders over to table 3 for me please?

Joe - “I will in me bollix”.

by irishcolloquialisms August 24, 2021

I will fucking end you

If Kadyn says this to you, you might wanna run cause he is gonna fucking end you, he can and will hunt you down and you'll probably die in a horrid way .

Trey: KADYN SAID "I will fucking end you", HELP!

Tim: Go grab the gun and hide i'll try to buy you sone time.

by Krax101 September 11, 2016