i am the 99%

In the US the 1% of the population owns the 43% of the financial wealth. This small segment of the population called the super rich have also the political power to influence the government and benefit their own economical interests, Leaving the other 99% struggling for their own survival in hostile financial environment.

I am in debt and I have no money nor a job. I am the 99%
I am sick and i have no health insurance. I am the 99%

by mapm May 28, 2012

i am the definition of ur mom

a insult people say when the person you are talking to is a fag, and you don't want to continue the conversation.

well guess what? I am the definition of ur mom.

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 12, 2015

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

i am the doctor

A FUCKING MASTERPIECE OF A SONG!

It is the doctors main song. Specifically the eleventh doctor.

''Hello, im the doctor. And basically... run.'' *I am the doctor intensifies as the atraxi flee earth*

by The Armored Player November 24, 2018

I am the proud owner of 12 inches

Buy the mug

I am the proud owner of 12 inches of pure sausage.

by DangerousNonce6 July 7, 2021

I AM THE CHOSEN!

said by the shogun himself , Being the chosen is being a fearless warrior who never backs down from any terrifying thing that seems to scare people including things like horror games , horror shows/movies and other things that entice fear into others.

horror game:Jumpscares Cory*

Cory: WHAT THE FREAK!?

Cory the next video: you may think you have won game but you forgot one thing I AM THE CHOSEN!

by The Main man Jay July 5, 2022

i am the juan

ME I AM THE JUAN NOT YOU JUAN ME JUAN

I love you and I think I am the juan.
your are the juan

by i AM THE JUAN March 5, 2017