I'd Hit it

To use an object to inhale smoke, as a bong.

If you put a couple of holes in that pop can, I'd hit it.

by Peter MacDonald December 31, 2003

i'd hit it -- with a car

A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.

I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that

i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking

1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car

by Anqi July 1, 2008

i'd hit that with the lights on

that person is so fucking hott!

he's so gogreous i'd hit that with the lights on, no need to turn the lights out!

by Jazmine brown September 3, 2006

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat.

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009

I'd hit that like Chornobaivka

A phrase which may be used conversationally to signal one's interest in having sex with a another person enough times to lose count.

*Attractive person walks in the door*
Person 1: Whoa, did you see the hottie that just walked in the door?
Person 2: Hell yeah, I'd hit that like Chornobaivka!

by TechSmurf July 28, 2022

i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger

To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.")

Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.

Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.

by geekjive April 13, 2005

I'd hit that

Commonly refering to sexual intercourse but can also be used to: Marijuana, cannabis, joints, bongs, etc.

A: Hey, what do you think about this?
B: Uhhh, nice joint! I'd hit that!

C: No way, I'd totally hit that but on a bong!

by SKPG September 29, 2015