a morbidly obese, usually hispanic in nature, fiend of a person who doesn't understand the concept of weight or hygiene, and usually dwell in the depths of wal-mart. Their degree of hobblestork can vary in range from lvl 1-100; level 100 being the most repulsive and grotesque of the storks.
How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?
by Dawija February 22, 2011
Get the Hobblestork mug.When you, usually consciously, try to get away with bragging about yourself by couching it in a phony show of humility.
"Your inflatable inner-tube is way cooler than my 80-foot yacht. You get to be so much closer to the water and to nature. I envy you, I really do"
"Thanks, that means a lot. Another advantage of having an innertube is that I don't have to fucking humble brag all the time about having a yacht."
"Thanks, that means a lot. Another advantage of having an innertube is that I don't have to fucking humble brag all the time about having a yacht."
by drjeffreys December 17, 2011
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someone who gets on your nerves easily. not annoying enough to just be called a beggar but has your back when you need them.
by mystery_gal February 4, 2017
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by shreddedbabywheats August 14, 2009
Get the Humble Boy mug.A charge given by a police officer, not meant to stick but to give a corner boy or known criminal a hard time. Or humble/ quiet thier wrong doings.
Eg. Q: ay i heard the jump outs rolled up on u yesterday?
A: yea i was out that night they just hit me wit a humble
A: yea i was out that night they just hit me wit a humble
by bodymore bro October 10, 2013
Get the a humble mug.(verb) To explain a simple fact, in even simpler terms, to a really thick person. This is often to degrade a person and to boost your social status by making you seem more clever than the idiot you just humbled.
A posh way of "telling someone" i.e. "he got humbled" posh version of "he got told."
A posh way of "telling someone" i.e. "he got humbled" posh version of "he got told."
I just humbled you in this definition. But since you are thick, I am going to humble you again and give you a simpler definition.
Guy 1: What's this random paper we got ages ago?
Guy 2: Let me humble you. That paper is our task for the exam that we will be sitting later today. The fact that you don't even know what the paper is about, proves you are going to inevitably fail this test.
Guy 1: What's this random paper we got ages ago?
Guy 2: Let me humble you. That paper is our task for the exam that we will be sitting later today. The fact that you don't even know what the paper is about, proves you are going to inevitably fail this test.
by thagodfatha July 8, 2011
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