Hot Pocket

To fart on one's sock, and mash it in the face of another.
Dan are you farting on your sock? - Blakezors
Yes. HOT POCKET - Dan
by shmaxshmax May 08, 2011
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Hot Pocket

A piece of crap food, which consists of bread, what we think is supposed to be cheese, and meat. There are also the vegiterian pockets, which don't include meat, and the lean pockets, which apperantly are healthier than your regular hot pocket. They usually come in two temperatures: boiling hot or frozen solid. I don't know where the hell of you perverts out there are getting that vagina crap, but this is the true definition of a hot pocket. They do taste like crap, but we all love that jangle! Hot Pockeeeeeeett!
"I ate a hot pocket for breakfast this morning and now i think i am going to puke."
by xxBlack_Catxx July 11, 2008
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Hot Pocket

Taking a huge shit onto a section of saran wrap, taking care to fold the corners neatly in such a fashion as to form the "Pocket". Then proceeding to place said pocket into the microwave of someone who has been a complete dick to you in order to enact revenge. The timer is to be set for a minimum of 1 hour of cooking time. Ah smells like victory!!! Ain't Payback a Bitch??
That dude was being a total douchebag motherfucker so i gave him a HOT POCKET
by Sire of revenge March 25, 2010
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hot pocketing

An alternative form of the slang term "hot boxing," in which someone smokes marijuana in a car to increase the longevity of the high.
I need to get hella faded, let's go hot pocketing.
by jsadfjs March 07, 2006
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Hot pocket

Sexy or very cute small gay man. Typically under 5'6" tall & thin or very fit. Cute compact gay
Check out that hot pocket. I think I'll stick him in my pocket and take him home.
by The Blonde One June 15, 2020
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Hot pocket

You are special a one of a kind
Ouuuuu gurl you looking like a hot pocket.
by Slangerdanggger5000 June 07, 2020
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hot pocket

when a girl opens her viginia and the guy takes a shit in the pocket making a hot pocket
looks like you got hot pocketed

Jerry is hot pocketing his girl
by Ryan Noblaze May 06, 2006
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