Historia Reiss

A character in the anime/manga Shingeki no Kyojin. She is the lesbian queen who has no tolerance for anybody's bullshit.

Male: "Hey Historia Reiss, how about a date?"
Historia: "Fuck off."

by ixaa September 18, 2016

Historia

A woman that would do anything to brin her lover back from the dead, her lovers name is called ymir anyways stan ymir 🥰

"Who's this simp?"
"Her name is historia".

by MisterPickle193 December 29, 2020

Hollywood Historian

Someone who accepts movie scripts as historical facts and then uses them in debates/arguments.

Joe: Private Ryan was a real person!
Bob: You're such a Hollywood Historian.

by promeistro May 19, 2010

Hipstorian

A pontificating, preening and obtuse human person who has an emotional opinion on past events based on nothing but conjecture and complaint or a total misrepresentation or misunderstanding of facts.

An hipstorian at Starbucks just tried to explain to another guest how he was a huge fan of the band Mumford and Sons years prior to the “Sons” being born and joining their father’s group and that he owns all of Mumford’s OG work on cassette tape.

by Snreves January 26, 2020

historiafanpage

Historiafanpage is a Attack on titan tik tok account with over 1k followers and posts daily ig, shes pretty funny and I hope ur doing okay ily flushed

You are Mutuals with Historiafanpage on Tik Tok? Me too!!

by Ilovemikasa March 10, 2021

Hitomianika

Pronounced: Hit-toe-me-na-ka

adj./noun- a defied earthly paragon-like beauty, and is a supreme level of heavenly beauty

A cultural word from meanings similar from the Dutch and Japanese

Adj:

Wow! Look at the Hitomianika babe!

Friend: Who's that?

I: That's my hitomianika babe Miriam.

Noun: Dang! She definitely is style of Hitomianika.

by seriouswheels731 May 29, 2009

Hitomianika

Pronounced: Hit-toe-me-na-ka

adj./noun- a defied earthly paragon-like beauty, and is a supreme level of heavenly beauty

A cultural word from meanings similar from the Dutch and Japanese

Adj:

eg 1: Wow! Look at the Hitomianika babe!

eg 2: Friend: Who's that?

I: That's my hitomianika babe Miriam.

Noun:

eg. 3 Dang! She definitely is style of Hitomianika.

by seriouswheels731 May 29, 2009