helsinki syndrome crying

When you have been kidnapped for a long time then get freedom but deeply miss your kidnappers

You:booo hoooo hoooooooo I miss all my friends who are now in prison cause of me........Helsinki syndrome crying

by real phrases January 11, 2014

Helsinki Shit Show

An occurrence that is unbelievably more stupid than anything else that has occurred before. Usually culminating from an ongoing habit of saying or doing things that only a person with shit for brains would say or do.

I thought his defense of Neo-Nazis was unbelievably stupid, but this latest stunt was a real Helsinki Shit Show!

by Medina Sod July 18, 2018

Helsinki pinkie

A dirty stinky dick mostly caused after anal sex.

I had a Helsinki pinkie after fucking her in the ass.

by LilP!nko October 7, 2021

Helsinki Stinky

When you fart in the refrigerator and wait for your poor unsuspecting partner/roommate to open the door hours later.

Dude it smells like shit in here. Did we let the beef go bad?
Nope! That’s the ol’ Helsinki Stinky

by PierreDuPants January 18, 2024

Go to Helsinki, Finland

Euphemism for "go to hell"

Alice: I put the toilet paper on the other way around just to be annoying

Bob: Go to Helsinki, Finland!

by Keeper of 2s October 17, 2023

Helsinki hobbit

someone born and raised in Helsinki, the smallest of metropolis, someone who plans to stay there and study at the University of Helsinki or continue into the proletariat without studying, making only short trips abroad or up north, nevertheless never leaving the Shire

yo check out those Helsinki hobbits coming back from Tallinn with 16 cases of beer

by Lyffeoverfyffe March 25, 2025

Architecture in Helsinki

the people who made the water album

Guy: Hey man I got the new Architecture in Helsinki CD
Other guy: Aw yeah, is it 11-track?

by loafhouse March 11, 2022