hergling

To promote oneself by performing sexual favours or acts.
To succeed while sucking. The act of brown nosing sexually.

“Wow she really advanced up the company ladder quickly, she hergled her jugs to the boss daily”. “Hergling really worked for her.

“He was Hergling our bosses nuts amd that’s how he got promoted with zero experience”

by JCW79 October 30, 2021

Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion

"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"

by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022

Edgeling

An edgy person overwhelmingly lower than an Edgelord and could become an Edgelord one day or two.
Edgelings are pretty casual and can climb up the edginess ranks.

The characteristics of an Edgeling is mimicking the edgy looks or attitudes and it's easy to spot one even with concealed edginess.

by Ronald Lee June 3, 2022

Hedging

For those that have fallen out with Banking, Hedging relates to rolling your poo up in toilet roll and putting it in a hedge where nobody will find it. You then return to pick it up before you get on a train and leave it under the chairs in first class where nobody will see it.

I've just sold my Hedging Media to Gary Lineker for a fortune for him to use against the Shat on Pitch Quantity Psychs.

by MichelleBlack314 August 15, 2023

Hedglin

Hedglin is a synonym for 'denied'. Most often as a exclamation

Q: Hey Team I am taking off tomorrow

A: Hedglin!

by Busmalis66 September 18, 2023

Hedging

When a hedgehog performs edging

A:"Ron's hedgehog is disgusting"
B:"Why so?"
A:"We were watching a movie at his place last night,
when his hedgehog started edging to me!"
B:"Oh, he was just hedging!"

by xXDolan1337Xx April 22, 2024

Hedging

Two bull dykes scissoring almost to completion

Those bull dykes are going to be hedging tonight.

by Antonius9633 January 27, 2025