Number Zero Headband

The craziest of all fucking bitches, i.e. Lyndsey Miller. That bitch is fucked up. DON'T APPROACH! Reference from the Afro-Samurai series, as the Number One Headband was supposed to be strongest.

Mike: "Oh shit! Your ex is a Number One Headband"

Pete: "No, she's a fuckin Number Zero Headband"

by xVrael June 27, 2010

Headband

Not worn by hipsters.

Look at that headband. It's not on a hipster.

by ThaneB September 12, 2010

Headbanging

someone who sits in a car and when there dad breaks and then they throw there head back and there moobs fly backwards and hit them in the face

gregory sat in the car and he was headbanging
or

bethany was sitting in class headbanging
or

jayne was sitting in her councilling room headbanging

by mygrandmaandyourgrandma October 23, 2011

Mexican Headband

An act by completely fucked up people.... when one attaches themself to another beings head by wrapping their legs around their head like a headband and smothering their face with pubes and possible penis or vagina.

"Thank God that guys dick was that small or that Mexican Headband would have blinded me!"

by Anal Flakes III September 18, 2008

headband

hoe lover that flirts excessive

Dag yo, she's acting like a headband...flirting with all them dawgs.

by lilmamadawg April 25, 2006

headbanging

On a roller coaster, when your head bangs into the OTSR's

Ow! Ninja at Six Flags Over Georgia has alot of headbanging!

by Russ December 12, 2004

Pearl Headband

When a male ejaculates on the forehead of another person making a headband of semen.

Kris: Oh dude check out what i did to Cara's forehead.
Mike: What do you call that?
Kris: A Pearl Headband.
Mike: HEY CARA NICE HEADBAND!

by AshnJess June 8, 2009