Hasty Science

The practice of rushing to conclusions before evidence is adequate—publishing results before replication, announcing breakthroughs before verification, claiming certainty before understanding. Hasty science is what happens when pressure to publish, compete, or impress overrides scientific caution. It's the science of conference announcements, press releases, and Twitter threads—claims made before they're ready, promises that can't be kept. Hasty science is beloved of institutions seeking funding, researchers seeking fame, and journalists seeking stories. The cure is recognizing that science is slow for a reason, that replication takes time, that certainty is earned, not declared.

Example: "The lab announced a breakthrough in room-temperature superconductors—headlines worldwide, stock market frenzy, Nobel whispers. Then the results couldn't be replicated. Hasty science had struck again: the rush to announce had outpaced the science itself. The researchers retreated, the headlines faded, and the field moved on, slower and wiser."

by Dumu The Void February 18, 2026

hasty generalizer

when a person experiences or owns something and tries to make it apply to everyone, often obnoxiously and/or condescendingly

Person A: dude i really want a new phone
Person B: You need a pro iPhone trust me
Person A: But all I do is scroll TikTok
Person B: Dude, just trust me, I have a pro iPhone
Person C: dude, stop being a hasty generalizer
Person A: right dude, it's annoying.

by millsers.mp3 March 2, 2026

Hasty Generalization Imputation

A fallacy fallacy where one claims an opponent is making a hasty generalization based on insufficient evidence, even when the evidence is actually substantial or the generalization is carefully qualified. The accuser sets an impossibly high bar for what counts as “enough” evidence—often demanding universal coverage or perfect certainty—then declares any generalization premature. This imputation is a common tactic to avoid engaging with uncomfortable patterns or systemic analyses, dismissing them as “anecdotal” or “overgeneralizing” without engaging the actual argument.

Example: “She presented dozens of documented cases, but he called it a hasty generalization because she hadn’t surveyed every possible case—Hasty Generalization Imputation, using unrealistic standards to dismiss evidence.”

by Dumu The Void March 25, 2026

Hasty Proof Bias

A bias where one demands immediate, definitive proof at the very start of an inquiry or discussion, treating the inability to produce instant evidence as proof that the claim is false. Hasty proof bias conflates “not yet proven” with “disproven” and ignores the time, resources, and iterative process required to gather evidence. It is often used to shut down exploration of novel ideas, emerging research, or complex topics that cannot be summarized in a soundbite. In debates, it appears as “if you can’t prove it right now, it’s not true.”

Example: “He asked her about a recent preprint and demanded proof on the spot. When she said the study was still being replicated, he declared ‘so it’s false.’ Hasty proof bias: treating provisional knowledge as debunked.”

by Dumu The Void March 29, 2026

Hasty Market

Hasty Market is a Canadian convenience store chain. Since the first Hasty Market was opened in 1981 in Hamilton, Ontario, the company has grown to over 150 locations across Ontario. Hasty Market provides the usual convenience store offerings, and at some locations has hot food, smoothies, and more.

Example 1:
"I'm out of milk. Time to go to Hasty Market!"

Example 2:
Guelph resident: "I keep trying to buy eggs, but Cam Guthrie keeps jumping out from behind Hasty Market and stealing all my eggs!"
Cam Guthrie: *sucks egg*

by hailqueensatan July 20, 2025

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway: Noun/Adjective

Some may know him as a loveable guy, others a sexy man. However, behind those glasses and dreads and bucket of kfc; lies a dirty, no good for nothin', job stealin', welfare cashin', melon munchin', cotton pickin', Hellcat stealin', can't swim for nothin', street jumpin', plays basket ball because he's black, blacker than the road, blacker than Tyler Perry, blacker Tiger Wood's bruises, bros so black he's just a silhouette, bros what they named black berries after, when the ancient greeks were naming color, they sought to Marques Hasty for inspiration, for the color black. Raeshawn is so black in fact that he can understand this: "Ek is 'n hitler-aap"

Raeshawn: Pronoun/Adjective

A pedo.

"Oh look, there's that dirty Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway"

or
"If you like kids you're a Raeshawn"

by NiggologistPHD May 8, 2024

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway: Noun/Adjective

Some may know him as a loveable guy, others a sexy man. However, behind those glasses and dreads and bucket of kfc; lies a dirty, no good for nothin', job stealin', welfare cashin', melon munchin', cotton pickin', Hellcat stealin', can't swim for nothin', street jumpin', plays basket ball because he's black, blacker than the road, blacker than Tyler Perry, blacker Tiger Wood's bruises, bros so black he's just a silhouette, bros what they named black berries after, when the ancient greeks were naming color, they sought to Marques Hasty for inspiration, for the color black. Raeshawn is so black in fact that he can understand this: "Ek is 'n hitler-aap"

Raeshawn: Pronoun/Adjective

A pedo.

"Oh look, there's that dirty Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway"

or
"If you like kids you're a Raeshawn"

by NiggologistPHD May 8, 2024