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Harry Potter

A series of books that are highly criticized by illiterate and utterly STUPID morons. No, Harry Potter is not a rip-off of LOTR. I'm reading LOTR now and they are different books.
Wow. I didn't know that stupidity exsisted at the level of the people who diss the books.
by idunno November 14, 2003
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scale of 1 to harry potter

Used to scale anything in reference to a Harry Potter character, event or spell.
On a scale of 1 to Harry Potter, Eclipse was a Neville Longbottom. In other words, it had its moments
by sasquatch20 July 7, 2010
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harry potter hair

When a person hair is unavoidably messed up. you can comb it, gel it, hairspray it, nothing keeps this hair in line, it is untameable
by EmlyLizabet December 17, 2010
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Harry Potter and the Slay of the Yas

When you pause a harry potter movie, take a picture of harry potter with a girl snapchat filter on.
yesterday i performed a harry potter and the slay of the yas while watching harry potter and the goblet of fire
by kardashiankisses420 November 14, 2021
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Harry Potter Porno

Childrens novel? Replace the word wand with whatever you want and whoolaa' it becomes a porno!

Classic! and fun for all the family!
"A white jet of light emitted from Harry's wand"

Only in a Harry Potter Porno!
by fishpish June 27, 2007
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The third and best book in the famous Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.

LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!

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Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.

READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!

k that's it. ENJOY!!!
Person 1: ZOMG I READ HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND FELL IN LURVEEEE
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.
by ValeriaAtWhitby May 14, 2009
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Harry Potter

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