Hannah Montana

Just another disney channel crack addict that believes to be the best of both worlds when actually she is imagining all of this while sitting in a dumpster doing meth and sucking Billy Ray's 2-inch dick.

Some guys walking down the street...
Steve: "Hey check that slut over there what the fuck?"
Jimmy: "Yo thats Hannah Montana"
Steve: "Poor fuck, disney might as well cancel that shitty show"
Jimmy: "Yep it sucks granny tranny ass"
Steve: "Oh well, wanna play Halo?"
Jimmy: "Sure!"

by TadGaming October 27, 2012

Hannah Montana

The worst show in the history of TV. A series about a snobby teen with a terrible accent that ceaselessly kicks your ass which comes out even worse when she sings. her songs make people puke. To say the least, Hannah Montana sucks.

Hannah Montana is a fucking loser

by wolverinerocks July 15, 2009

Hannah Montana

Any sexual act involving a bow-legged girl with an over-bite, whilst riding a horse.

Dood I totally Hannah Montana'd this one girl I knew.

I'd really like to Hannah Montana her.

The Hannah Montana is the new Tony Danza bro!

by Pacman92 February 25, 2010

Hannah Montana

Drunk Southerner who loves to sing about how special and awesome she is and is the secret behind the atomic bomb.

Cop 1:What the hell happened to him? Cop 2 :Probally first degree burns followed by chainsaw to the face.But that doesnt explain the ears being disfigured. Detective: I think he was forced to look at a picture of Hannah Montana while listening to her sing. Cop 1 :Oh God

by angrycheddar December 31, 2009

Hannah Montana

A dumb bitch that amazingly doesn't have AIDS.

Hannah Montana: put my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands up they playing my song...

me: shut up, ass clown.

by imma be a rapper 59q671==16890 March 7, 2010

Hannah Montana

The stupidest fake- ID idea there ever was. fucking bitch who needs to go learn to sing.

Wears a blond wig that looks like your mom's chest hair.
Wears stupid clothes and sing songs about ice cream.

1. Do the ice cream freeze, strike your pose, now you do the milk shake, shake it shake it down low. (EW)

2. Hannah montana is a Fucker

by HandHugsFTW October 30, 2009

Hannah Montana

The worst thing to happen to music and my ears since cliff richard.... The show is pretty awful to ^-^

Is Hannah Montana Trying to ruin entertainment... caz shes doing a pretty good job.

by Dr-Sock June 26, 2009