Hannah Montana

A popular reality' show that seems to be about a pop singer but is actually about a 69 year old man who does not live in Montana but lives in Vergina. His name is not Hannah but Garry square pants and trys to be a young girl who meets the word. idk why its called Hannah Montana

Person1: is that hobo with the white beard on the street that guys who is Hannah Montana
Person 2: yes

by DR Willie Stroker February 11, 2020

Hannah Montana

The worst show in the history of TV. A series about a snobby teen with a terrible accent that ceaselessly kicks your ass which comes out even worse when she sings. her songs make people puke. To say the least, Hannah Montana sucks.

Hannah Montana is a fucking loser

by wolverinerocks July 15, 2009

Hannah Montana

Any sexual act involving a bow-legged girl with an over-bite, whilst riding a horse.

Dood I totally Hannah Montana'd this one girl I knew.

I'd really like to Hannah Montana her.

The Hannah Montana is the new Tony Danza bro!

by Pacman92 February 25, 2010

Hannah Montana

Drunk Southerner who loves to sing about how special and awesome she is and is the secret behind the atomic bomb.

Cop 1:What the hell happened to him? Cop 2 :Probally first degree burns followed by chainsaw to the face.But that doesnt explain the ears being disfigured. Detective: I think he was forced to look at a picture of Hannah Montana while listening to her sing. Cop 1 :Oh God

by angrycheddar December 31, 2009

Hannah Montana

A dumb bitch that amazingly doesn't have AIDS.

Hannah Montana: put my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands up they playing my song...

me: shut up, ass clown.

by imma be a rapper 59q671==16890 March 7, 2010

Hannah Montana

The stupidest fake- ID idea there ever was. fucking bitch who needs to go learn to sing.

Wears a blond wig that looks like your mom's chest hair.
Wears stupid clothes and sing songs about ice cream.

1. Do the ice cream freeze, strike your pose, now you do the milk shake, shake it shake it down low. (EW)

2. Hannah montana is a Fucker

by HandHugsFTW October 30, 2009

Hannah Montana

The worst thing to happen to music and my ears since cliff richard.... The show is pretty awful to ^-^

Is Hannah Montana Trying to ruin entertainment... caz shes doing a pretty good job.

by Dr-Sock June 26, 2009