hillbilly handkerchief

Evacuating mucus membranes from one's nose without using any material to collect the material. The mucus flies into the environment and either dries up or is eaten by dogs.

Jimmy Jen just resorted to a hillbilly handkerchief as though it was a casual habit. This mrtified his big-city fiance.

by bigfun vodkatea October 26, 2018

Stanford Handkerchief

Spread the buttcheeks, and blow your nose! its high class.

a woman bends over expecting a possible doggystyle session, instead she ... stanford handkerchief :)

by Stadium Status December 30, 2007

Polish Handkerchief

When you have to blow your nose but you don't have a handkerchief or tissue, so you blow your snot into your hand. Then you whip your hand to fling off the snot.

That nasty dude just did a Polish Handkerchief and then shook your hand.

by Camper dog June 16, 2010

Flying Handkerchief

When one puts their shirt over anothers head while your partner or apprentice jumps on his head, causing the "blind them and attack" tactic.

Me and my girlfriend flying handkerchiefed my mom last night when she got out of the shower, unfortunately she was only wearing a towel..until we finished

by RON NOCTRON April 16, 2007

sailor's handkerchief

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.

The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.

by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008

Magician's Handkerchief

A particularly long hair you find in your mouth after indulging in a Fish Supper.

"Good Lord Bertie, it feels as though I've swallowed a Magician's Handkerchief!"

by LeTrenger June 14, 2009

Hankiest of Handkerchiefs

Meaning 'the best'- The handkerchief that is better than all the rest - usually with a strong attractive pattern / design that makes it the 'Hankiest if Hankerchiefs'

Bob - "Is that blue and burgandy striped handkerchief yours?"
Derek - "Yeah, it's my favourite"
Bob - "Well it sure is a nice looking one"
Derek "It's the Hankiest of Handkerchiefs"

by Hank chief March 15, 2009