Italian Handkerchief

An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!

Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Stanford Handkerchief

Spread the buttcheeks, and blow your nose! its high class.

a woman bends over expecting a possible doggystyle session, instead she ... stanford handkerchief :)

by Stadium Status December 30, 2007

Polish Handkerchief

When you have to blow your nose but you don't have a handkerchief or tissue, so you blow your snot into your hand. Then you whip your hand to fling off the snot.

That nasty dude just did a Polish Handkerchief and then shook your hand.

by Camper dog June 16, 2010

Flying Handkerchief

When one puts their shirt over anothers head while your partner or apprentice jumps on his head, causing the "blind them and attack" tactic.

Me and my girlfriend flying handkerchiefed my mom last night when she got out of the shower, unfortunately she was only wearing a towel..until we finished

by RON NOCTRON April 16, 2007

sailor's handkerchief

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.

The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.

by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008

Magician's Handkerchief

A particularly long hair you find in your mouth after indulging in a Fish Supper.

"Good Lord Bertie, it feels as though I've swallowed a Magician's Handkerchief!"

by LeTrenger June 14, 2009

Hankiest of Handkerchiefs

Meaning 'the best'- The handkerchief that is better than all the rest - usually with a strong attractive pattern / design that makes it the 'Hankiest if Hankerchiefs'

Bob - "Is that blue and burgandy striped handkerchief yours?"
Derek - "Yeah, it's my favourite"
Bob - "Well it sure is a nice looking one"
Derek "It's the Hankiest of Handkerchiefs"

by Hank chief March 15, 2009