double handy J

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.

me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.

by brotothemax July 4, 2012

Dirty Handy

When A female takes a shit in her hand and then gives her boyfriend a handjob with the shit as lube.

Guy: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a dirty handy last night!

Tall Mexican: Thats not weird!!!

by BrianIvanORandy March 14, 2009

slow dance handy

Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson

"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."

by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017

Yankee Doodle Handy

To give a hand job dressed as Uncle Sam.

Billy went to a costume party and got so drunk, he let Uncle Sam give him a Yankee Doodle Handy.

by vwhowrad August 17, 2018

Dick hardy

being extra thirsty for a female. turned on and highly interested in .

All he does is talk about is who he wanna fuck. He's so dick hardy. Thirsty af

by DaJellyman November 7, 2018

Drive by Shower Handy

Getting a shower handy while the woman is standing outside the shower

Got a drive by shower handy after my wife gave birth to our son. She was ripped tip to taunt.

by Kate Huffman December 17, 2021

dandy handy

When one holds the base of a man's penis and blows air across the tip until the man reaches orgasm and all the seeds fly away.

Steve is into some really weird things, He made me give him a dandy handy the other day.

by Cereal dick February 10, 2015