A type of behavious often exhibited upon first contact with David Belle; may cause a person to dress, talk - and, in extreme cases - assume the ego of said David. Condition generally wears off within a few months of non-David-contact time, but person still carries exaggerated opinions of David Bell and his exploits opinions of David Belle and his exploits
Drury : Whys tom dressing like that, he used to look like a hippie
Louis: oh he's got a touch of the David Bell hysteria
Drury: haha of we've all been there
Louis: Ahmen Brother
Louis: oh he's got a touch of the David Bell hysteria
Drury: haha of we've all been there
Louis: Ahmen Brother
by AESIM November 02, 2008
A mock mental illness, defined as when a grown man is so emotionally unstable that they can't help but cry and break into panic at the slightest inconvenience or hint of stress.
Severe cases may even lead to a UTI.
Severe cases may even lead to a UTI.
My roommate started freaking out and breaking shit after I left a plate in the sink for half a day. He must have MCH, Male Crying Hysteria.
by Violence Enjoyer December 03, 2022
H-Troll a troll whose trolling is fueled by irrational fear, belief or hysteria. H-Trolling is an abbreviation of Hysteria Trolling. Trolling based on irrational beliefs or fears for the purpose of convincing others to adopt their irrational fears or beliefs.
by KatsuiKatKOoKakatsui June 16, 2018
When you and your friend(s) do something collectively dumb or unnecessary for no apparent reason whatsoever.
"We really were suffering from Friendly Hysteria when we screamed and ran away from that guy in walmart."
by Vanillaicecubeeee March 08, 2021
The overwhelming panic and emotional turmoil experienced by a queer person when an unexpected reminder or seemingly insignificant interaction with an ex or crush triggers a flood of emotions. Often accompanied by intense overthinking, this reaction can lead to questioning every small detail, from the nature of the contact to the possibility of rekindling feelings. Symptoms may include racing heartbeats, feeling frozen or stuck, and spiraling thoughts about whether the interaction means more than it likely does.
Considered the dark side of gay panic.
Considered the dark side of gay panic.
I was casually scrolling through my phone when my ex called me and immediately hung up before I could answer. Instant homo hysteria. My heart’s racing, my hands are shaking, and now I’m convinced the universe is trying to tell me something. Was it an accident? Was she thinking about me? Is she seeing someone else now? Should I text her? What if she doesn’t reply? What if she’s mad at me? I can’t stop replaying every moment we shared, wondering if this is my last chance to fix everything. I’m spiraling—someone save me
by lymerust March 13, 2025
by Fuck this why am I called that May 07, 2020
When a guy is with the homies. He will become hysterical can find literally almost anything funny, it's common among high schoolers and college kids as that's the only time where you have both homies and time for them. Any talk about relationships, commitment, or regrets will immediately cure any signs of Homie Hysteria.
by humandict10102 March 31, 2020