Hot Mess 

Used to refer to extremely hot or ugly girls (it should be blatantly obvious whether the hot mess is used in a positive or negative connotation).

The girl walking by in the pink skirt was definitely a hot mess, I would love to Eiffel Tower her in my bedroom.

Hot Mess by Squad September 22, 2005

hot mess 

Term of endearment to imply someone is hot while “me” is repeating the words “say something” silently to themselves, in hopes that the mythical words will suddenly come to mind that will grant “me” a chance with them.

Oh hey do you know the direction to the office I’m here for an interview. *blank stare* Are you ok? *say something, say something* UwU hot mess

hot mess by MadPseudoScientist August 18, 2022

Hot Mess 

Contrary to the negative definitions. A Hot Mess is a person that can be a funny, whitted, not trend style dressed person. She/He can hold their humor even when in the worst/most awkward of circumstances just to make others laugh.

Meaning: They are just "somthin' else!" Crazy, whacky, odd, funn, out going, they could care less about what they look like to other people. The General Shit talkers attitude or no shit takers. Could be an atractive person, but to a Hot mess, who cares because they just don't care about impressions and looks ans long as it's a funny one.

(IM Conversation)
Punkin: Girl what you doing? Get Off here-lol!
Kel: Hows about I come over their and get on you!
Punkin: ROTFLMAO Girl You a Hot Mess!
Kel: I know. Hows work?
Punkin: Still stuck here.
Kel: 3 more mis and your work day is over. have a good night!
Punkin: You too girl.

Or

bro: Damn girl you lookin fine, why don't you hop in my ride and we'll go put some cavssia on ice.
Me: Bro you are out yo mind. I know what you diggin' your sliz nizzle in my tacizzle hommie. No can do! I've gotta man that keeps me satisfied 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week. I don't need nona dat creepin around my what what or you starin at my butt nut.
bro: lol Girl you a Hot mess.
Me: I know bro.

Hot Mess by QtLookin@MYDbblBubblesCreeper July 20, 2010

Hot Mess 

Someone who is more than hot. They're cute, sexy, fine, hot, adorable, gorgeous, lovable, awesome.

Not to be mistaken with an insult, there are various meanings to this phrase.

"Aww, you're such a hot mess!"
"I KNOW RIGHT!"

Hot Mess by TheHottestOfDemAll January 17, 2009

Hot Mess 

When a gorgeous gurl says she is a "hot mess" it can mean the total opposite. She looks absolutely gorgeous n hott

Man she says shes a hot mess but god she is looking hott!

Hot Mess by SkunkMelish April 13, 2009

hot mess 

Someone who usually looks sexy or hot but for some reason looks bad at that moment.

Beyonce look a hot mess on T.V.

hot mess by Jae Zee September 19, 2006

Hot Mess 

Typically referred to a female's hair being out of regulations or generally messy. It could also refer to not being prepared, clumsy, and just all round scatter brained.

"Hey SSgt Brown you better fix your bun, you look like a hot mess right now."

"I hate it when Senior Airman Robin gives briefings he's always a hot mess."

Hot Mess by Aeroach May 12, 2014