bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy

- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!

by el patron himself October 13, 2010

Guano

Money earned in an illegal manner. Dirty money.

Estéban: “Back when I was trapping I was making mad guano.”

by J. De Santos March 12, 2021

Guano girl

Any girl that is bat shit crazy.

Stephanie is a guano girl.

by Richard34 July 17, 2016

Guano Insane

guano - bat shit

parent: look at this shooting
child: wow thats bats-... guano insane

by apeshitty February 28, 2024