Some ratchet hoe that is jealous of EVERYONE and also rude as fuck. Never trust her or be friends with her because it will soon turn into a train wreck. She has a long-ass parrot nose that's also nosy as fuck (no pun intended) and she'll treat you like shit.
by Raquel Jones May 13, 2013
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people walking up the stairs normally :
la rosa de guadalupe : random ass person falls on the stairs
la rosa de guadalupe : random ass person falls on the stairs
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1. An Image that appeared to a priest in Mexico during the late 1500's that made flowers grow in the winter.
1. An Image that appeared to a priest in Mexico during the late 1500's that made flowers grow in the winter.
"By the Virgin De Guadalupe we'll make it out of Tijuana with out being arrested by one of their corrupt police officers."
by Paco Rivera May 13, 2005
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by CoCoLeo May 9, 2021
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Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.
by Stirling Hamilton and John DeCroce August 25, 2007
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This is the russian ice dancer sergei vehajdblsalfgyzzz. He just nailed the triple axel and oh my goodness could he be going for it? Yes it's the slippery guadalupe!!! may the gods have mercy on us all. (Enter implosions and black holes)
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Michael: Hey john want to play mario kart 69 ???
John: I can't, I'm watching La Rosa de Guadalupe
Michael: That program is for ass mexicans
John: I know, but is funny beacuse its dumb
John: I can't, I'm watching La Rosa de Guadalupe
Michael: That program is for ass mexicans
John: I know, but is funny beacuse its dumb
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