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A sandwich prepared by old men who can't find work in other places because they got a bad referral due to the fact that they burned down their cubicle on the last day of work, and are forced to work at a sandwich shop, mostly purchased by emo folk.
Danny went to the store to eat his grindcore in peace, away from the CIS class's emo-bashing.
by Tom Overkill July 26, 2008
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A genre of music supposedly combining the hardcore punk genre and the thrash metal genre. In actual fact it features Muggy, downtuned guitars, over-distorted muggy bass and insane drummers. The vocals sound alot like drunk cavmen attempting kareoke. The shortest song in the world ('You Suffer', by Napalm Death), coming in at just 1.3 seconds is in the genre of Grindcore. Often listened to by the 'toughnut' kids.
Paul: Dude...what the fuck is this music on your iPod?

Ben: Oh, thats some shit caleld 'grindcore' that my brother found out about.

Paul: It's the worst msuic i have ever heard!

Ben: Yeah, James said it sounded like drunken cavenmen attempting kareoke.
by Anesthesia August 2, 2006
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Fuck yeah dude, we need to go to The Loaf, I hear there's a pretty kick ass GRINDCORE band. OMGZ>!@@#)9ur449hrnd;fdgjkfndgj;kdngdf
by LedZep12289 October 9, 2005
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Simply put, Punk Rock's answer to Death Metal. You either love it or you hate it. Either way, fans of it won't give a fuck if you do or don't.
OLD SCHOOL GRINDCORE:

Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Torsofuck
Napalm Death
Nasum
Swarrrm

KINDA MODERN GRINDCORE:
See You Next Tuesday
Blood and Flesh Robot
The Number Twelve Looks Like You (Only a few songs.)
IWrestledABearOnce
by OKINOKINOKIN October 5, 2008
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Does this grindcore song even have a beat? This music is ridiculous.
by Dave Aaron Smith November 28, 2006
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grindcore/surf/christian rap

grindcore/surf/christian rap is montage of empty metal shit, the sound of the waves and the virtuous morals of The Shephard. A beautiful representation of god's ability to rhyme. After all, what is rap without God?
nomeSTAR is a wonderful example of the afore mentioned fusion.
by jimbimallybimbim July 27, 2005
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a musical genre made popular by music television and the consumer habits of brainless middle schoolers in girl pants with pocketfuls of someone else's money, grind-core requires little if any musical talent. most grindcore bands gain a following by dressing up silly and sitting around at coffee bars and headshops talking about how awesome their band is like they aren't in it (well, that's what i did anyway)
OMG HAVE YOU HEARD!?!? STABYOURMOMxCORE is gonna be at Natura tonight! they're the best grindcore band EVER! at least that what this one guy said...stop trying to cut yourself with that butterknife and let's roll! we need to spend lots of money because we're young and upset and nobody in the world has ever, ever felt like we have!
by someoneisusingmyname October 24, 2005
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