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Insta-Graham Cracker

1. A white guy who uses Instagram constantly.

2. A graham cracker iced to look like the Instagram logo.
Girl: Do you see Ryan? He's so hot, but he's such an Insta-Graham Cracker!
Guy: More like Insta-Whore. He just does it to score with Jessica.
by MyUsernameIsAlreadyInUse November 25, 2014
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Joseph Graham Cracker White Power Raptor

He looks like a human, but don't let him fool you he's really a chode in disguise. Known for dancing with his crush at the school dance, he may remind you of a bear with a small penis. He came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but he wound up just sucking dick.
Joseph Graham Cracker White Power Raptor is a horny ass mutha fucka and he lookin to nut all over his dog's mouth
by Aishik's Indian Hamburger August 31, 2017
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It's all graham crackers

An ok life. just getting through life to get through it. not really bad but not really good either
Person A: hey man, how's life going?
Person B: eh, it's all graham crackers right now
by Thoraxtheimpaler February 24, 2009
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Graham Crackers

Graham Crackers are like nature's flat cookies. Oreos are also cookies. Oreos also have vanilla filling. Vienna Fingers are also vanilla. They also have filling. Vienna Fingers are from Keebler. You know what else is from Keebler? Cheez-Its. Cheez-Its are also flat cookies just like Graham Crackers. Graham Crackers are part of Nabisco. You know what else is from Nabisco? Oreos. Oreos are delicious chocolate cookies. You know what other chocolate cookie there is? Chocolate Graham Crackers. Nature's second chocolate cookies. Right behind Oreos. Oreos are cookies made by Nabisco in 1912. You know what else is from 1912? The Republic of China. China produces cookie sticks that are made out of Oreos. You know what other cookies are made to sticks? Graham Crackers. Graham Sticks are made by Back To Nature Foods. And like I said, Graham Crackers are nature's flat cookies. You know all this means? It means that Graham Crackers are a very good snack.
Graham Crackers are a type of cookie confectionery that lots of people eat.
by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016
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ass and graham crackers

Something bad. It started with card games and bad hands but it fits with a lot of different things. basically its a humorous and rediculous combination. nobody would want to eat ass and graham crackers, unless you're in to that sort of thing
What the fuck is that smell? Smells like ass and graham crackers in here.

Lost another game of spades, that hand was like ass and graham crackers.
by CEG September 22, 2008
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graham crackers and cheese

To be pregnant, usually in a not-so-planned way.
Wow, i got so smashed last night, i think Ronald McDonald got me graham crackers and cheese
by Riley M January 15, 2008
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grahm cracker

a tan jizz filled snack usually eaten by mitch b
for lunch i had a grahm cracker
by scott wakeling March 27, 2003
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