Government Sneeze.

An error made by a government body or individual.

John Kerry made a government sneeze when he voted for the war but didn't vote to fund it. John Kerry is one big government sneeze.

by DirtySanchez919 October 20, 2004

government shout

1. Using a housing commision home as a party venue.
2. Spending the majority of your welfare on alcohol.
3. Getting government funding for a corroboree.

Kevin and Keith are headin' out to the new joint the housin' comish given 'em to smoke some yhandi and drink some meffo.

by La Douche April 13, 2004

government science

Any facts that can be debunked by amateur/junior scientists, yet can still be considered weighted opinions, but aren't fully doctrine on factual basis or actuality.

That's just government science, not fully weighted science.

by William Harglesis June 6, 2011

Government Shitdown

What happens when morons on both sides can't work together and instead fight each other along with the unpredictable Trump's wall.
Causes the longest shutdown yet and it is still counting.

Guy: "What's happenin' in D.C.?"
Me: "Another shutdown... But it's the Government Shitdown."

by A Idiot in a Village January 18, 2019

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018

Government Shot

A type of small alcoholic beverage, taken as a shot with a 'back' to chase it, named for a conspiracy theory which posits that the U.S. government invented it as part of a health trend to get people to buy more vodka and pay more excise tax on liquors. The shot is usually taken as follows: 1-2 ounces of Vodka (usually Tito's gluten free) taken as a shooter, followed by a chaser mixing olive oil, turmeric, and Bragg's liquid amino. The sourness of the amino sometimes causes people to gag after the vodka, but if one can keep it down, the olive oil is supposed to help coat the stomach against the acidity and soak up some of the alcohol, preventing hangovers.

I went to Erewhon this morning with Tabither, and afterwards we went out on the Strip and took Government Shots all night- I mean, I've got a shoot tomorrow. I've gotta be fresh in the mornings, but I've gotta party, too. The Government is underrated.

by TitosVodRep1 November 25, 2018

Government Sugar Baby

One who is capable physically of completing a job but rather chooses to sit at home and leach checks from the government.

Dave is such a “government sugar baby”, he needs to get off his ass and get a job.

by Rob144 September 13, 2022