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Gorilla Suit 

When a black person wears all black, preferably at night, so not to be seen by the police. This includes a black hat, black bandana. black face, black shirt, black undershirt, black hoodie, black fuzzy jacket, black belt, black hands, black baggy jeans, black chain, black socks, black shoes and black backpack filled with black weapons. The only thing visible is the eyes, but not when they're closed.
White Man: Yo check out that black guy in the gorilla suit over there!

Black Man: Yeah and when i close my eyes im invisible! watch

*black man closes eyes*

White Man: HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THE FUCKING BLACK MAN GO!!!!!

Rocco: yo bro, rólax!

Black man: what the fuck does that mean cracker

*Black man proceeds to shoot rocco while wearing his gorilla suit then opens his eyes. White man is amazed. cops come and black man closes his eyes, and he is invisible once again.

Tyler: yo thats so rego and klajustic
Gorilla Suit by jrwashere October 25, 2009

Gorilla Spank 

Heavy intentional slaps to the woman's behind with a semi-cupped palm in an effort to fully arouse her while also striking with about 90% of your complete force, usually accompanied with heavy gorilla-like groaning.
She waited until I was about to go before she wanted a spank so I had to give her a gorilla spank.
Gorilla Spank by Frideezy January 30, 2009

Gorilla strong 

A type of overestimated strength usually due to a combination of alcohol drugs and a regular workout program.

This perceived strength normally gets you an over night stay in the county jail.
John Was gorilla strong which enabled him to smash out a car windshield with his bare hands , and subsequent arrest.
Gorilla strong by Rctiger June 1, 2016

Gorilla Sex 

Placing your hands on the rear end of your torso and thrusting with powerful strokes as to imitate a Gorilla. A full size Gorilla Suit is also highly recommended. To add to the effect, make loud noises as to imitate a Gorilla.
Dude, that guy just had Gorilla Sex with your mom. Gross.
Gorilla Sex by Vorp May 8, 2007

Gorilla Style 

Fucking someone from behind while mashing bananas in their hair.
I had to get a haircut after Joe gave it to me gorilla style last night.

Gorilla salad 

A grotesquely hairy vagina.
Gorilla salad by milfhunter37 April 3, 2003

Gorilla Steeze 

a subjunctive to 'steeze'

first established in humility of a certain special skiers style, which consisted of a curved posture, bent at the waist, with arms dragging in the snow.

so basically, if it aint gorilla, it aint steeze