To slightly play with ones balls in a spirit finger type fashion, while gobbling like a mature male turkey.
by Herpekreem7269 August 22, 2009
Usually when belligerently drunk, one tackles a fat bitch and breaks a coffee table, while violently molesting sed fat bitch.
by O my God all the names are taken May 01, 2008
Look at that lady's gobble!
by dashpie April 05, 2009
When you make a gobbling noise like a turkey and jokingly fondle someones junk.
Similar to a sack tap.
Similar to a sack tap.
Jim: Man he just gobbled me...what kind of faggot does that?
Sam: Shit i thought it was kinda funny.
Sam: Shit i thought it was kinda funny.
by ZACHALACK April 01, 2009
"That's gobbles!"
"It's the gobbles."
"It's the gobbles."
by Brent Hochstatter November 19, 2006
Frank: Hey, this user needs help with their laptop.
Gobbles: I can't. I have to get a chicken bone out of my beard.
Frank: You useless Gobbles!
Gobbles: I can't. I have to get a chicken bone out of my beard.
Frank: You useless Gobbles!
by JC Costello September 07, 2006
by random March 04, 2004