When you bump into a friend of a friend, or an ex, or your mates girlfriend your not that keen on and you have to say hello and pretend to have a brief conversation with them otherwise you look bad.
Bob: I bumped into Lucy the other day, she's so annoying but she's going out with my house mate at the moment so I just gave her the old political greeting and moved on.
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Thomas: *grunt, followed by flailing of arms*
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Person 1: Mate, I had a massively awkward moment the other day...
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Well, I saw this girl I know at the other side of the park coming toward me; naturally I smiled and waved.
Person 2: So, what was the problem?
Person 1: Well, she smiled back, but we were still separated by a good fifty metres. I didn't want to keep eye contact because that would have looked weird, and I could hardly smile again; I just had to look at the floor for a little while... Was so awkward...
Person 2: Ah I see, classic example of not leaving an appropriate greeting distance.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Well, I saw this girl I know at the other side of the park coming toward me; naturally I smiled and waved.
Person 2: So, what was the problem?
Person 1: Well, she smiled back, but we were still separated by a good fifty metres. I didn't want to keep eye contact because that would have looked weird, and I could hardly smile again; I just had to look at the floor for a little while... Was so awkward...
Person 2: Ah I see, classic example of not leaving an appropriate greeting distance.
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