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Country Gangsta

An individual who lives in the country and may or may not engage in activities which are against the law, such as making shine or growing weed.
Bill who lives out in the sticks follows his own law, he's a country gangsta
by Outlaw78 October 2, 2011
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computer gangsta

A "person" (usually male) who portrays themself as a gang member, badass, or hardened criminal on internet mediums such as forums, IM, or anywhere else they can post their faggotry. Generally, they are either severely overweight or malnourished caucasian suburbanites who listen to gangsta rap and think it makes them an OG. They almost always make threats of physical violence, which is never backed up and only serves to make themselves feel tough, usually because they got beaten up a lot in school, or because they are just weak ass bitches. Will frequently tell lies about how many fights they've won, claim membership in a legit street gang, or any number of other "computer gangstaisms". If you call them on their bullshit they use their typical "thugged out" cyber-defense, but then log off and cry in the corner repeating "I am a thug...I am a thug..." over and over to reassure themselves that they are in fact gangstas. Disregard any threat they make to you and laugh at their fake machismo, it's the right thing to do.
Computer Gangsta: I'll kill you son, Straight up OG!
Human Being: Shut up bitch, the only thing you've ever killed is a box of cream puffs.

If the Crips saw that scrawny whiteboy wearing a blue flag around his face on the street, he would get his comeuppance in triplicate.

"To keep it real kid you gots to stay humble" - Everlast
Words that every computer gangsta should take to heart.
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Call Centre Gangsta

call centre gang·sta

(noun)

Pronunciation: 'kol 'sent-er 'ga(ng)-stah

1. Customer Service Representative who holds it down on the regular and is never, ever caught ridin' dirty.

2. Die Hard Hip-Hop Fan who works in the call centre industry, and takes an unscheduled forty-five minute break to purchase Jay-Z concert tickets.
"The way he handled that last prick customer, that was straight Call Centre Gangsta,"
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Carroll County gangsta

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
Said as it looks.

1. Used to describe a person from Carroll County, especially someone from South Carroll, as it's the most "ghetto" school in the county.
2. A person can be one.
3. A term to describe someone as hick, or redneck.
4. Used to describe a Carroll County male or female as good looking, hott, fine, sexy, cute, etc.
5. What the Carroll County Ice Hockey Club's team name should be, "The Carroll County Gangstas".

This is not something used to insult or enrage people who actually live in the inner city, or "ghetto" or whatever you want to call it. People in Carroll County are so hick/redneck it's ridiculous, but so obsessed with saying they're not, that this term was devised. The younger a Carroll Countian is, the more likely they are to take it as a compliment or understand what you're saying. The older they are, the more likely they are to say, "Wut the hell did yew jus' call meh, sonny?!"

The more gangsta a person from Carroll County says they are, the more redneck their family is.
I go to South Carroll. I'm Carroll County gangsta, bitch.

My man's a straight up Carroll County gangsta.

You're so Carroll County gangsta, it's not even funny.

Ohhh, man, Bociephus. She's a definite Carroll County gangsta.

Note: When asked "Who you play ice hockey for in Carroll County?", a player should be able to say, "The Carroll County Gangstas. Are you stupid? Its the only team in the whole freakin' county!"
But alas, the coach and/or manager is too stupid to realize it's the perfect name.
by proud CaCo chick October 25, 2006
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Crazy Gangsta

A video game term often used in "clan matches" to describe being untouchable, unbeatable, or extreme owning skills
(most common in Halo 2)
Chonce - You guys suck I own you guys
Lobsterkiller - Yeah right bitch you cant touch this I'm Crazy Gangsta
Rooster 666 - Yeah biotch we Crazy Gangsta dont even try to mess with us.. we own your ass..
by Demko November 12, 2005
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Clean Gangsta

A bad boy rockin plain t's and jerseys... shaved head but enjoys a surfer hair cut most of the time. Hats are a must in his apparel and all rep logos of sports teams or surfing companies. They like poppin' bottles and the purple drank although enjoy a cold beer on occasion. At first glance you may think they are badass but once you get to know them, you understand why they clean. They ain't down for the shit on the streets but if they get caught in a dirty sitch they are willing to defend their g's. Most likely if you see one they will be flippin gnarly 360 pop shuv its on your street. Make sure to video tape that shit cuz this scene don't happen very often.
Channing Tatum repped a clean gangsta in the hit Step Up
by catchthatontape March 1, 2011
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Grammatically Correct Gangsta

One who, when typing, attempts to write everything he or she says in the way they would speak normally, assuming that this person normally speaks like a gangster at some times. Often this is completed through the excessive use of apostrophes in the writing.
*Online*
<Jon> yo tim you be that new grammatically correct gangsta now?
<Tim> Ya, life like this bein' a'ight dawg.
by Marcy Project March 18, 2009
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